赤红禁咒 发表于 2022-4-12 15:00   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、墙上挂面鼓，鼓上画老虎，老虎抓破鼓，拿块布来补，不知是布补鼓，还是布补虎。
2、记者采访韩湘子：“您对自己的吹萧技术有什么看法？”
韩湘子：“天下无敌，万夫莫开！”
记者笑笑：“女人因你而精彩！”
3、记者采访钟离权：“您老整天拿着扇子，这是天热吗？”
钟离权：“非也，非也，我这是在练功！”
记者：“您冬天也要这样练吗？”
钟离权：“裹着被子，在火炉旁练！”
记者：“您这是何苦，太上老君炼丹也不及您这毅力啊！”
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